Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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