I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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