I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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