he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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