Will you blow on my dice?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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