I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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