I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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