My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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