I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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