I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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