so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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