do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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