I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.