That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?