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(815): View more from Illinois

This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

This guy has a retainer. We're golden.

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(208): View more from Idaho

We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.

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(251): View more from Alabama

just found the deal breaker

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hairy back?

(251): View more from Alabama

he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

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(480): View more from Arizona

the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.

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(716): View more from New York

She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman

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