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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this

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• (432): View more from Texas

  ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...

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• (310): View more from California

  My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.

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  What did you cook with whisky?

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  We started a fire.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.

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• (631): View more from New York

  he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much

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  you puked ON HER

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  who are you talking about my vagina to?!

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.

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