He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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