well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
did you just send me my own nude
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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