One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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