There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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