let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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