so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
