There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just want to make out with him forever
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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