i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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