but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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