if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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