What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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