I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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