i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Randomize
