He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I party with great urgency now.
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