id be glad to
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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