Soap is not a condiment
That's when you crack a 10am beer
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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