last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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