The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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