Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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