just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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