check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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