You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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