Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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