My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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