The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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