what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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