It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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