The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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