I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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