I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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