so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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