I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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