these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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