But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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