Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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