Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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