Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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