just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I checked into jail on foursquare
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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