Im at strip club and am horny
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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